TomorrowLand 2008 Belgium

Sometimes An image is worth a 1000 words.

Don't exactly know what they're worth, but here are a few pictures from the TomorrowLand festival.

Nevermind that I jumped the fence and went backstage 3-4 times and bullshitted my way into awesomeness.

(Also nevermind that they allowed DSLR's inside)

awesomeness which I'm not going to really show here ;)

but let's say that when the sun shines, clothes shrink to an absolute minimum

Felix Da Housecat









Markus Schulz




Armin Van Buuren and my black self



Dr Lektroluv







Carl Cox waiting for Dr Lektroluv to finish




Carl Cox - God of Techno




Chris Liebing (my fav!!)






David Guetta (Mr. Fuck me I'm famous - yeah right!)



Markus Schulz




Tomorrowland 2008

hmm

Jay's out on holidays.

dam him.

what am I without my nemesis?

I guess its the perfect occasion to pull a nice prank

I need to call K-man

ultimateness

BAM

BAM BAM BAM..BAM

he enters.
no he doesn't enter, his presence explodes.

i'm mesmerized.

pure anger, pure emotion, fury made man

YES !!

so what if he wears fluorescent beads and rainbow colored fur boots,

he is the Warrior

no, he is the Ultimate Warrior.

this guy made my eyes open wide, my jaw drop and my fists clench.

every time he came onto the ring, you knew that no matter how fake that fight would be, it would be fucking awesome.

It's my tribute

to the Ultimte Warrior.



P.S.

He is now 50 years old...and omfg !! still scary as fuck

risotto

i'm hanging out with K-man.
it's the beginning of the day.

Jay's chair is empty.
But he's here.
His jacket serves as proof.

He comes in.
He doesn't look happy.

-"Are you Ok?" K-man asks.
-"No..I'm not"
-"Ok, I think I should leave..."
-"no, I'm not feeling bad because of work, I'm feeling bad because I woke up at 06.00 and I've spend the better half of the morning on my toilet".
-"oh...holy shit" I say
-"did you have salmon yesterday?" Jay says, with a painful grin.
-"nope..., there was no salmon (I always eat at the Grill)"
-"yes there was 'paupillette de saumon', why the fuck did I have it?"

K-man and I are lauging uncontrollably.

-"Don't make fun of me"
-"We're not making fun of you"
-Speak about yourself C-Boy, I am making fun of him.

-"you know what you should try? Boiling rice and then drinking the leftover water" K-man is trying to be helpful. Probably because he feels guilty of laughing. He keeps on lauging though...

...as do I

-"You know what works even better...? if you do it with Risotto"

...Oh, come on !!

bloodbath

Jay just gave me this link today

MMA BLOODBATH

I thought, "Finally !!, a website about ultimate fighting with an appealing name !!".

then I looked around me and remembered:

what do 10 elastic bands, a red marker and the mental age of a 6 year old equal to?

an office bloodbath !

I have red ink stains everywhere: on my table, on my phone, on my speakers...It took me 3 days to clean off the stains on my hands and arms. Lucky for me, I was wearing dark clothes again.

Scratch

Just go here if the video doesn't work

finally

Jay arrives to the office,

he crosses the doorsted slowly, with death into his eyes.

he looks at me

he speaks

-"If you don't talk to me, I won't talk to you either"

I look at him

in silence

what should I do?

This may just be the greatest day ever !!

you bloody

-"HAHA HAAAAA, you bloody (name of company) people !!!!" (crazy psycho accent)

Its C-Boy.

I don't react

neither does Jay.

I'm too busy

He's too busy

still, I slowly turn around.

I look up

I see a normal dude, with a Mexican hat, a toy cowboy gun in the right hand, and fake sticks of dynamite in the left hand, staring at me as though as if he's gone mad.

well, either gone mad, either really has to take a shit.
one or the other.

Jay looks at him, with contempt

C-boy's sad

-"Boy, are you party poopers !!"

he takes the hat off, turns around, sobbing in disappointment and turns the light on.

-"well, at least you'll have to get up to turn the lights off"


I kinda feel bad because for once, someone has tried to actually bring some fun and excitement to the office.
Jay and I are just not the right public ;)

heaven vs hell

So the great thing is that I'm in a training for 3 days. and there is free lunch.
the lunch is good, there's a very nice buffet with plenty of stuff.
yummy

the bad thing is that whatever is in there is giving lots of gases.
and its baad. its bad in public.
its worse in my car
...