How are you?

Kman (K): How are you?

Rick (R): "You're kidding right?"
I said, as he looked at me with a blank and confused stare.

R: well, its Monday, its 9.30 am, how do you expect me to be?

K: fair enough, you've depressed me for the rest of the week

R: yeah, I know, sorry. so, wanna go for coffee??

R: btw, Jay, want to go for a coffee?

Jay: I can't, I ve already had one

R: But, Jay, that's not the point, you don't go for coffee....to drink coffee.

If I staple my head hard enough, will I die? or will I only get a disability leave?