you're jaleous

-"what"?

-"you're jaleous"

-"i wasn't even listening"

-"that's because you're jaleous"

-"what am i supposed to be jaleous about?"

-"you're just jaleous that's all"

-....

-"you're jaleous, because I got to kick's a guy'as in the elevator" (he's joking, but he's throwing fists knee-shots in the air)

-"well, if you actually had done that, I would be jaleous"

Jay turns to me smiling

-"yeah, and then you'd see a trace of blood on the elevator's mirror, running down to the floor"

-"yeah, sweet"

-"and he's be twitching on the ground and stuff" (Jay starts twitching)

-"yeah,...sweet"


mmmh, violence

what's the office version of columbine?