global warming

-"Jesus, its so fucking hot in this dam office...can't take it anymore"

-"nah, its fine, its just me farting..."

relativism

A great man once said

-"I'm glad, because coffe breaks are getting longer every day".

as we were finishing the break

he kept on going..

-"Now it's more like, let's go for a work break - to try and re-activate our brains for a few minutes"

That great man is the K-man

a tale of resignation

Jay is getting out of the office

but he stops.

he seems preoccupied

well actually, he seems

well...he seems overwhelmed by his own angst

his eyes are wandering

wandering, into the pale white colouring of our prefabricated walls.

he's not smiling.

that's for sure!

but he's not grinning either.

the only metaphor I can think about right now is that it seemed as though he was getting a bad blow-job.
you're lost between the unique chance of having a woman's lips pleasuring your shaft,
and the excruciating pain that comes from a dry mouth and sharp teeth

I ask: "dude, is there something wrong?"

-"I just don't wanna go..."

and then, his head fell forward, his eyes were screaming "RESIGNATION !!" and he left, disappearing into an administrative maze of pale white coloured prefabricated walls.

TomorrowLand 2008 Belgium

Sometimes An image is worth a 1000 words.

Don't exactly know what they're worth, but here are a few pictures from the TomorrowLand festival.

Nevermind that I jumped the fence and went backstage 3-4 times and bullshitted my way into awesomeness.

(Also nevermind that they allowed DSLR's inside)

awesomeness which I'm not going to really show here ;)

but let's say that when the sun shines, clothes shrink to an absolute minimum

Felix Da Housecat









Markus Schulz




Armin Van Buuren and my black self



Dr Lektroluv







Carl Cox waiting for Dr Lektroluv to finish




Carl Cox - God of Techno




Chris Liebing (my fav!!)






David Guetta (Mr. Fuck me I'm famous - yeah right!)



Markus Schulz




Tomorrowland 2008