trucker

I'm in the elevator talking to K-Man when my attention is distracted by a shiny reflection.

an inch below the line of his sihrt's collar I notice something.

-"hey, nice chain!"

-"huh?"

-"yeah, the gold chain"

-"oh", he takes it out, turns it around and puts it back in so that it isn't noticeable anymore

-"do you drive trucks too?" (if you had greasy hands, a trucker hat and a mullet, it would have been a complete combo of maximum red-neck-ness)

-"bastard...."

:)