MILF Solicitors episode 1

It's all about how you die

I'm downstairs, grabbing a morning coffee with the K-Man

I'm a little stressed, today is not my best day.

Jay told me this morning, after I told him that I felt today basically as I felt yesterday that today I was "one day older".

This is great, it means that every single day of my life, my body has deteriorated a little more.

anyway,

I'm downstairs, grabbing a morning coffee with the K-Man

I think he's not doing too good either, he says:
-"I have a bad feeling, I feel that something big is going to happen"
-"what like nuclear war?"
-"Don't know, something like that, something bit, something we will over which we will have no control whatsoever"
-"well, you should console yourself with the fact that at least you'll get to get laid one last time before we all blow up.
I will have to settle with masturbating, alone"

shlak, shlak, shlak, - rhaaaa/BOOOOOM

this is so not going to happen

-"Why don't you write a special Jay blog?"

-"...hmmm"

-"Yeah, a blog where you would write nice things about me, and I could go there when I'm depressed"


I didn't even bother replying.

This is so never going to happen :)

a real athlete

Jay
you hurt my arm

so this is an homage from me to you...

Flaming Baton Twiler!

Drumming

-"I know why you play drums now"

-"I'm prepared for the worst...



...hahaha"

-"I wasn't expecting you to be laughing this much, if I had known that, I wouldn't have sent you this"

:)

hair

c-boy is in my office

Jay, C-Boy and I are discussing C-Boy's attire.
He looks elegant today

does he have a meeting?

whatever

I don't have a meeting

At least I hope

I don't elegant today
as most days

most days, I don't have meetings

tomorrow I have a lunch with a hot chick
I'll be elegant tomorrow

I notice something else

-"Your hair is different"

-"Well, it's different every day"

Jay also notices something

-"wooo, you noticed his hair, wow, your hair is different, woo wooo"

I think he's trying to imply something

-"Well, at least, he, has hair !"

burn !!

fighting french

oooh

they're fast
but they are total sissies

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sending stuff

-"I was going to send you a link, but I was afraid you'd take it the wrong way"

-"bah, don't worry" (given the situation, what could he send me that could hurt me. I'm de-sentized by now)

-"i'm pretty sure it would hurt you"

-"what I don't understand is: If you know that you can send me something that is going to hurt me, how come I haven't received it already?"

I Jay turning into some kind of samaritan now?
Is he sick?

2 hours ago he tried to perform a triangle on me.



Given that we were in the office, it was kind of an akward situation...

Don Hertzfeldt - Ah, L’Amour (1995)

Probably the only person in the world more traumatized by women than I.

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Ah, L'Amour

P-Diddy steps in dog shit

I'm just posting this only because ever since he did that god-awful-abominable-horrid cover of "I'll be missing you" - I HATE HIS FUCKING GUTS

So, guess who's laughing now you asshole ?!
the answer is ME!!

mouahahahaa

MOUAHAHAHA HA HA HA

mean

I'm checking my blog tracker stats

They give so much information

-"Hmmm, I seem to have most of my visits on Mondays".

-"you should look at it differently"

-"what do you mean?"

-"well, during the weekend, people re-charge their batteries, and they come to the office on Mondays filled with hope and happiness. So they think there may be something good on your blog. But there isn't, so they don't come back for the whole rest of the week"...."I don't want to be mean".

....silence

-"well, you do want to be mean"

-"true"

Benjamin

I've recently discovered Chinese artist "Benjamin"

the colors are incredible.
They really set him apart from a lot of the stuff I've seen in recent times.
..and the chicks are hot, yes


The Picture Below is called "The Drummer"


See more of his work, and of other great artists at the Arludik Gallery

Tony Stamolis

Check Out Tony Stamolis' work

Frank White

Photographer Frank White

Amazing UK Glamor Photographer

As you will see, the portfolio is mostly composed of Naked Chicks.

which is awesome.
except for Jay, because he likes Jui-Juitsu.

Vikky Blows - In The Woods




On a very different note,
There is Frank White,
amazing American Get Trashed Photographer

As you will see, the portfolio is mostly composed of HeadBangers

which is awesome
except for Jay, because he likes Jui-Juitsu

soccer

I'm looking at the personal stats of Bojan Krickc, young striker of Football Club Barcelona.

Personally, I hate that club (because it sucks, and I hate it)

Bojan was born in 1990, and he's a millionaire...

-"When I watch the Birthdates of these football players, I get really depressed"

-"Why, because you realise that you should be working?"

-"..."

R's Movie Picks of the Week

Hmmm

watched some nice stuff recently.

Jay would immediately say "Porn", I know he would.
I'm just saying that because I'm sick, and I'm stuck at home.

anyway

I've watched

The Promotion:

Cool Movie about 2 "assistant managers" fighting it out to get promoted.
quite hilarious. but the whole movie is very calm, the jokes are subtle and smart. And you wonder who's going to get it, until the very very end

Kidulthood:

Nice movie about some youngsters in London. It took me about 15minutes to understand what they were saying But from there on, it was game on. they sure curse a lot over there ! and they fuck like rabbits
dam english.

The Foot Fist Way:

an awesome comedy about a guy who teaches at a Tae Kwan Do gym.
it's just absolutely-fuckin-awesome.
oh, and its about real martial arts, not that pussy-wannabe-pretend-playground-Jui-Juitsu crap

Porn Writer's Meeting

Hilarious.

More of the same at The Quiet Library

i don't think so

A friend (colleague) is in our office: Punjaba

we talk

we talk a little more

she leaves: "I'll see you later !" she says, with a smile.

-"I don't think so" says Jay

and then,...silence.

women are complicated

Me - women are complicated (I said)

Jay - no they're not. women are not complicated.

Me - huh?

Jay - when woman want to have sex with you, they're not complicated at all.
but for you, since they don't want you, of course they're complicated.


Jay, I hate you

repression

Jay proposed to try new Jui Juitsu submissions on me at least three times this morning.

I told him to go and try them on someone else.

and to please tell me if and when he intends to do so.

I want to see this happen.

He also offered to fight a couple of times.

I think he is repressing his feelings for me.

It's fine, I understand.

I just don't share those feelings.