hit me baby

So,
2 very worrying things happened today:

1) after beying shown some party pictures, I was the only one, ever, to understand that all the people in the picture were disguised as Lady Di (a bunch of them) and Muhammad Al Fayed)

2)I've played "Singstar" for the first time today

its like a karaoke game.

i can't sing

i'll be honest, there's a long list of things i can't do properly.
like:
-dancing
-juggling
-swimming
-peeing straight

but the one thing I' sure there's no single chance i will do anywhere decent before i die is...to sing.

So, here I am, singing, in the highest possible pitch possible. questioning my whole sexuality.

I feel stupid

The song where I did my personal high score. the one I knew best, and was more in tune to.

"Britney Spears - (Hit Me Baby) One More Time"

I am not normal

There are only 2 possible conclusions:
a)I'm completely gay because:
-I know what a Tiara is
-I know who Lady Di is
-I have heard two people karaoke to an Elton John song, and had fun.

b)I'm not gay but I am a pervert because:
-I recognise old rich guys who bang hot women
-I know a song only because the video is about hot slutty schoolgirls.

I'll go with b)