syrup

-"cough, cough, cough"

-"do you want some of my cough syrup?" (I was sick two weeks ago, and its right on my desk)

-"No, I'd rather die than have any of your shitty cough syrup....I'm being less and less mean, I think something's wrong
...
...I wonder if I can donate blood while I'm sick.."


wtf?