It's 2p.m.
I have had lunch for over 2 hours.
Jay hasn't.
-"I'm gonna go grab something to eat"
-"it's a bit late"
-"who did you have lunch with"
-"SadGirl" (both Jay and I think she's cute)
-"Oh, did she say anything about me?"
-"yeah"
-"what?"
-"that I'm hotter than you"
the silence that followed told a long and intricate tale of humiliation
my boss:
-this movie about the guy that travels to alaska, a really sad story. very depressing ending. he's a gifted kid who decides that a career and all that doesn't make sense, that family is the most important thing, but his family is completely unrelatable to, so he leaves and meets a lot of weird disconnected people along his way to the furthestmost point in alaska, where he dies miserably.
me
-dunno, thought it was quite beautiful and it gave me a lot of hope
my boss
-there's something really wrong with you, you know that right
me
-well, don't know, every day I wish I would just leave it all behind and...go
-"You know that one of these days I'm going to cut your throat right?"
-"what?"
-"Yeah, I'm gonna crawl behind you, take out my knife and slit your throat from left to right" (i'm right handed, and have watched way too many crime movies)
-"bah, you're so useless you'll probably hurt yourself"
-"no, i'll take a really good knife, that cuts really well, it will be easy"
-"that's exactly what I mean, by the time you take your knife out, you'll have already cut your own belly open"
-"hum no" (I don't think I'm that useless, and I have a wonderful, well actually more than one, japanese kitchen knife with a professional finition etc., it cuts through steel, well, no, but it will cut through Jay like butter)
-"and once you've cut yourself, I'll grab your guts, pull them out and tie a knot with them.
Then, I'll proceed to braking your right wrist, your left wrist, your ankles,
...you see, I still have never taken a Jui Juitsu lock until the end
and then I'll break your knees, your omoplates
-"hmmm"
-"and then i'll just kick you in the face"
-"i'll probably be unconscious before that"
-"yeah, but it's fun"
-"bah, you won't do any of that"
-"huh?"
-"you won't, you don't even really like violence (well he does though), and you're way too nice a guy to ever do any of that to me"
-"don't say that, why are you saying that, that's unfair !!"
pussy !!
This happened right now
I was litterally thinking:
"wow, I've checked out the boobs of 100% of the women I've seen in my office building. Some of these women have amazing racks.
I wish I was in there.
I wish I was sooo in there."
And then, as I was thinking that
BMac tells me:
"there's a billboard outside my window
they just put it up
R: what does it say?
BMac: i have no idea what they are advertising, but it has a closeup of a woman's cleavage
i can't stop looking out the window
and I don't even need to move to see it
I feel more normal
lunch in an office cantine can be somewhat "institutionalised"
so you have to kill the boredom somehow.
Today I had lunch with Jay, C-Boy and VanD
Topics included
-why women dress like crap
-why you can't tell woman when they do dress like crap
-sex with goats
-sex with sheep
-opening a place where you can just go and fuck
without it becoming a gay place,
as only dudes would come
-hunting
-hunting of the jews in German forests
-guns
-more guns
-climbing trees
BMac: dude
BMac is online.
BMac: what are you doing right now???
R: nothing
for now
why?
BMac: JFC
update it now!!!
i'm getting tired of waiting!!!
R: with what?
BMac: i dunno
the election
global warming
pubes
i don't care
R: i'm out of funny
BMac: something
There
you have something Bmac ;)
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