too long without

BMac: dude
BMac is online.
BMac: what are you doing right now???
R: nothing
for now
why?
BMac: JFC
update it now!!!
i'm getting tired of waiting!!!
R: with what?
BMac: i dunno
the election
global warming
pubes
i don't care
R: i'm out of funny
BMac: something

There

you have something Bmac ;)