babies

My friends and co-workers keep having babies.

awesome.

someone in my office who finds babies about as awesome as I do just told me a joke.

-"Do you know how much time it takes to cook a baby in a microwave?"

-"hmm, no, how long?"

-"I don't know, I was too busy masturbating".


I laughed and then I reminded that person about the best method to make a baby cry a second time....

...you clean your cock on his teddy-bear.

I love life

Don't you?