Lost in a Vortex

I'm doing a fight card bet with Jay

we have to respectively bet the 10 fights foreseen in the forthcoming UFC-87

Jay likes to think he's an expert

but he's not.

to demonstrate this, I have decided to do all my bets (except 2) by toin-coss.

I have thrown the coin 8 times.
it landed on "heads"....8 fucking times.

I said: "I've just broken all laws of human probability"

Jay said: "Human probability?"

well, yeah...I mean...whatever.
I'm keeping this coin, it's evil !! it was made in the Devil's foundry by Trolls and other wicked creatures !!